Plotting to murder wives, being imprisoned, and dying.
This place sorely needs some good gardeners. And maybe a bodyguard or two.
Docks, ducks, dogs, fouls, fowl, footsteps, and SmartWater.
Sneaking into castles. Making chickens crow. Getting autographs.
Helping Out. Getting Sick. Almost Killing a Settlement.
Don't mind me. I'm just visiting.
Some ploughin' good witchin' if I may say so myself.
Trap sunlight in a box, sell it underground. Fool proof plan. Right?
Walking. Taking pictures. Biking. No, I'm quite serious.
Video Games 101: Use the slingshot. Shoot the red thing. Hit it while it's stunned.
Raid Tombs. Run from Helicopters. Survive.
Hey, Listen. Learn how to talk to people. Where's that damn sword?
Explore the zee. Mind your head. Pet the ferret.
Retro synths and Glitching through walls.
Break codes and solve conspiracies, one google search at a time.
Run and (attempt to) strap people to parachutes.